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Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom (Premium)

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Buy the best Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms in Canada

“APE” brings an incredible potency to the table which is definitely worth checking out.

Vivid visuals, intense feelings of euphoria & happiness, uncontrollable laughter and joy, 

along with periods of deep introspective and philosophical thoughts.

 

Beginners start easy with these ones, these baddies will lift you to another dimension, where you end up in a Rick & Morty episode and 3 hours later wake up to the shroom bros website smiling in your face, as if they said: “We told you!” 😉 

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It is time for a banger again! 

Just like Marvel and DC put their best heroes together in recent movies, the mad scientists cooked up some sort of superhero themselves.

Let’s introduce: Albino Penis Envy. 

Oh yes, you read that right, we take the best out of two worlds: the beautiful albino strain combined with the all-time classic P.E.

 

Its appearance is similar to Penis Envy with short, thick, dense stalks and a small but beautifully coloured white, sometimes blue cap, a real unique look. 

Albino Penis Envy mushrooms drop very few spores and therefore are difficult to propagate from them. This, along with its unique appearance and increased potency makes them a rare and desirable mushroom strain.

 

“APE” brings an incredible potency to the table which is definitely worth checking out.

Vivid visuals, intense feelings of euphoria & happiness, uncontrollable laughter and joy, 

along with periods of deep introspective and philosophical thoughts.

 

Beginners start easy with these ones, these baddies will lift you to another dimension, where you end up in a Rick & Morty episode and 3 hours later wake up to the shroom bros website smiling in your face, as if they said: “We told you!” 😉 

Here are our dosage recommendations: 0.5-1g for beginners (gradually increase the dosage to increase effect), between 1g and 2.5g is considered a good margin for the average user (depending on your size and weight) and 2.5g+ for experienced users.

As always, be careful mixing these shrooms with other psychoactive substances!

Enjoy and if you’d like, leave us a review on these brand new babies!

 

If you do feel like you’re suffering from depression or other mental health issues please reach out, we are all a family and mental health is not something you have to deal with alone, we at Shroom bros always have an open ear for you! <3

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17 reviews for Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom (Premium)

  1. Outside the box (verified owner)

    Just ordered these, I have experience with gt and albino Avery. Hopefully I reach Rick and Morty. I’ll keep updated!

  2. Jordan Petrini (verified owner)

    Seriously powerful and potent strain, only ordered 3.5g, but the bros gave me a fruit that was 4g (probably closer to 4.5g!)

    Grounded the whole fruit into powder using a coffee grinder and made tea.

    15 mins in, I’m already tripping, vision “swirly”, body high creeping in, feeling heavy.

    30 mins to 1 hour, I’m gone, almost overwhelming visuals, later in the trip I was basically in a DMT world seeing entities, ever hear Sturgill Simpson’s “Turtles All The Way Down”?

    “Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain”

    That’s the best way I could describe this recent trip.

    I think the dosage recommendation is pretty spot on because, boy oh boy, this was something else, if you’re not a experienced tripper, be cautious!

    Thank you shroom bros! This trip was one I’ll never forget.

  3. Brilliance666

    As a beginner i ordered 3.5 and received 4 g. I took 2 g and im speechless, seeing is believing, i got real stupid for a few hrs, way more than anything ive tried in the past such as edibles, wow, still speechless, super awesome, im gonna try 3 g next time around : ) way to go Shroombros..

  4. Lish187 (verified owner)

    I’m not really one for leaving reviews but this I can’t pass up.

    First off, I’m not an experienced shroom user but I’ve been experimenting for a bit now and I can say, these bad boys are insane!

    I’m 195lb and I took about 1.75g crushed in a ginger tea. Took about 30mins to kick in and instantly I was falling “down the rabbit hole”. Shortly after, it was a wrap. Full blown visuals and a warm body high. I would recommend this on a hiking trip or any outdoor adventure for sure. Thanks Shroom Bros!

  5. teezyone (verified owner)

    Bought a half oz of these bad boys! Hands down some of the best mushrooms I have ever done I ate. 7gs of them over the night. I will definitely order these again a little expensive. But worth the treat for some fantastic boomers! Thanks shrooms bros

  6. Mitch94 (verified owner)

    Mind blowing 10/10 recommend.

  7. JuneFiasco (verified owner)

    I consider myself an experienced psychonaut and these are hands down the finest mycelium I have ever consumed.

    I ate only 1.5 grams (one small fruit) to try them out on an afternoon and within Twenty minutes I came up and had the most exciting, colourful visuals I’ve ever seen.

    Extreme feelings of euphoria and a profound sense of being grounded and centered were the primary senses here along with the ability to compartmentalize many complex emotions and thoughts that had been going through my mind lately and had otherwise seemed difficult to organize and solve before this experience.

    Deeply introspective with complete ego death and I found my speech to be much more clear, concise and articulate. Thoughts and ideas were much easier to express than normal.

    I will be ordering more of these and ShroomBros has a customer for life! Thank you for changing my life!

  8. Peter Jones (verified owner)

    Mind blowing. Ordered an 3.5g got about 3.9g. Split it with my buddy each taking about 1.9g-ish. I’m about 210lbs.

    These were the most psychedelic shrooms I’ve ever had. Within an hour of consuming I was having crazy spatial distortions, stretching and bending of objects around the room. Intense waves of energy pulsing out of my body. As each wave hit me I was feeling pretty sick, but my friend seemed unaffected by any nausea. This is around the time I feel into a deep introspective trip, and had to calm myself down, relax and give in. It felt like the universe was on the verge of folding in on itself. Everything around me breathing, flowing, melting with ghosting geometric shapes with some audio and time distortions. I could still get up and move but nearly paralyzed with a heavy body high. I’m pretty sure I laughed out loud a couple times. Crazy high enlightenment feelings.

    After about an hour of completely tripping balls and finally felt like we were able to function again. We proceeded to spend the next 3 hours watching Shpongle concerts. I was just blasted with a perma-smile on my face, enjoying all the nice visuals. Dancing text, moving objects. The light on the ceiling at one point looked like it was being sucked up into the roof.

    Overall I really enjoyed myself. Not something I would recommend to the non-experienced person. I wasn’t prepared for the introspective thoughts I started down. Set and setting seemed more important in the initial stages.

    10/10 will buy again.

    Happy Tripping.

  9. rja.aitken (verified owner)

    These shrooms are FUCKING INSANE

    I only ate a fucking gram and the whole room was wavy and I was high for 6 hours, came out the other side of it completely rejuvenated.

    Next time I’m eating more and going to fucking outer space

  10. randylaheyy (verified owner)

    First of all, I want to announce that Shroom bros is an extremely trustworthy company, got my bag within 48 hours AND I missed out on something and these guys hooked it up big time. Can’t say more about how fantastic their customer service and just overall: there was no one more pleasant in the history of me buying on MoM’s, IRL dealers etc. for being real and literally being there for you like a brother, without even knowing who you are! Just insanely amazing.

    On to the APE, had 4 buddies over, two of which I hadn’t seen in ages (well, maybe 2 years but that seems like ages with old friends). I pilled them all up and weighed them out, took 1g each to start (I usually take 3-3.5g personally) because of the potential strength. We were inside watching a movie for the come up just laughing making fun of it, and I could feel amazing positive energy coming towards me. We all felt it; I must say that these are up there in some of the best of all time for just feeling amazing. Not just because old buddies were there, we actually had some silence for 5-10 min and all the sudden we all just started grinning like idiots. It all hit them like bricks, and I was left in the dust. Mind you, these guys aren’t close to as experienced as I am with them. I took another 2g 45 min later, they had zero more and besides the amazing powerful energy of feeling fantastic and the THOUGHT of I might be getting into some crazy shit, the visuals just weren’t there for me. Not sure what the heck was wrong with me. I mean, I could see them, and when focused some of the trees had crystalline energy pumping off of them in which I don’t normally see off smaller amounts. I didn’t eat much for 24 hours before hand either; although I was hosting so maybe naturally I wasn’t letting go enough. Felt like the visuals came and went extremely fast, even my friends who got ‘messed’ for a bit said the visuals came on strong and went away within an hour or two max. I also haven’t done these things in over two months so it wasn’t a tolerance issue. Also, I was over-estimating their strength for myself but I’ve learned it’s always better to be safe than sorry! I’m experienced enough to know sometimes shit just doesn’t work sometimes because of many factors that possibly could be at hand. That being said, I DON’T KNOW! All I know is, I will be trying 3.5 next week or so all at once and re-tell a new story. AND, what I do know is that I will be grabbing from these guys from now on because of their impressive attitude and great top notch clean products. Up there in one of the cleanest highs I’ve ever had. Had an amazing awesome night that I think other shrooms definitely wouldn’t have been as great. If you want a shroom to do with good friends, look no further! That energy bro! Thanks guys!!!! A+++++++++++++++++++++++

  11. randylaheyy (verified owner)

    I meant to give this 5 stars not 4! I couldn’t help myself and tried these again the very next day alone and had one of the best days of my life. It was windy and beautiful outside and I stayed out there for hours just enjoying the sky and everything else around me. Like I thought the night before, perhaps I was way too distracted to full on enjoy them. Hand downs some of the most beautiful shrooms you may ever do, don’t even think twice just get these ASAP! So chill, so wonderful thank you so much bros!

  12. Pink (verified owner)

    So after some microdosing, I was ready to actually have my first trip. I took probably around a gram of these and I had a lot of anxiety on the come up (first hour in). I was anxious and a bit nauseous (did not puke tho), and I also was emotional and cried. For some reason I thought this was the whole trip, even tho it was only like 1.5 hours in. And then at some point I looked around my room and my tapestry and posters were all moving? it felt like they came to life and it was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed. This trip basically cured my clinical depression which I could no longer manage with SSRI’s. Great trip overall I felt like I was inside a cartoon show and my cat looked so cute and weird while I was high. Anyways 10/10 I recommend this magic mushroom, treat it with respect though and be careful because if I took more on my first trip I feel like things would get a bit too crazy haha.

  13. randylaheyy (verified owner)

    Tried these by myself again last Saturday and made them all into caps like I always do. Took about a gram to start, and helped myself to a couple more here and there for another amazing 8 hour trip, did about 4-4.5gs total in that period of time. Just as gorgeous as usual, and never once for a moment thought in a million years I’d have a bad time for a millisecond. Top notch mood and extreme happiness that just flows so well. My kitchen was transforming into another dimension almost for bit, but it was awesome. The stove was stretched out an extra 10 feet and when focusing I could see through the layers of transparent energy that surrounds us and I could see every tiny molecule more than ever. Highly recommended once again for any experienced user, pick a beautiful sunny day and put on your fav music, they will not disappoint. Do yourself a favour and try these already! :DD. Such a life changer. Much love bros!

  14. Shroomconsumer64

    classic shroombros

  15. Shatterking

    I found these right now to be the best ones you guys have very awesome trip .Colours and hallucinations very fun I did 7grams and had the best trip …… ps not for first timers slowly work in to this strain .

  16. Makaveli93 (verified owner)

    Haven’t tried them yet but I’m sure the trip will be 5 star. I have to give these 3 stars bc they were still pretty moist. I’m drying them myself which was a surprise for the cost. Still love this company though.

  17. Jjscourville (verified owner)

    By far one of the best shrooms I’ve tried. Very introspective mid way through the trip, amazing visuals and mind melting effects in the beginning. One of my favourites and can’t wait to get more.

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