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Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom (Premium)


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If you’re ready to feel like Alice and take a tumble down the rabbit hole, then Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms are for you. These incredible mushies are some of the most potent you’ll find anywhere in the world.

Both beginners and experienced psychonauts will need to tread lightly with Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms. If you’re curious to learn more about Albino Penis Envy shrooms, like what effects to expect, then continue reading below.

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History of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy (aka APE) magic mushrooms have an exciting past. That’s because it’s a hybrid of two legendary strains—Penis Envy and PF Albino.

Likely, you’ve heard all about Penis Envy magic mushrooms before. After all, they’re one of the most popular P. cubensis strains in the world.

If you don’t know about them, then the short version of the story goes like this. Famous mycologist and psychonaut Terence McKenna found huge P. cubensis growing in the Amazon Rainforest.

He sent them to a friend who cultured them until he found a mutant. That mutant was the biggest of the bunch and much more potent than any other cube strain.

Some madman decided that he would take Penis Envy and then make a hybrid with PF Albino. PF Albino is an albino version of the famous PF strain.

The thing is, PF Albino is an already incredibly potent strain itself. So you can only imagine just how robust Albino Penis Envy really is.

The Appearance of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms look unique, to say the least. When growing, they look a bit phallic. That’s because they have tiny caps and super thick stems.

However, the most striking feature of Albino Penis Envy is that they’re almost pure white. That’s why they’re called Albino Penis Envy.

The other thing about APE is that they grow shorter than regular Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

One thing you might notice about your batch of Albino Penis Envy is a bluish tint on some of the mushrooms. However, the bluing is totally natural and happens when the mushrooms get bruised.

That can happen from storage, transport, or even right after harvest. So don’t panic if you see some blue—it doesn’t affect the quality or potency of the mushies whatsoever.

Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom Effects

Get ready for the most exciting and colorful visuals you’ve ever experienced. Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms deliver a seriously visual high.

Not only that, but APE also has a well-rounded body high that will make you feel like you’re sitting on clouds. Remember, these magic mushrooms are seriously strong, so get ready for some introspection.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Recreationally

If you’re looking for a recreational experience with APE magic mushrooms, then you’ll need to be careful. Since these mushrooms are so robust, you’ll need to take way less than what you’re used to.

As long as you and those around you dose carefully, then you’re in for an incredible time. Pure euphoria will whisk you up as you feel totally connected to everything around you.

After a little while, you’ll likely fall into some deep introspection. However, you’ll probably also feel intense visuals kick in even on low doses, so be prepared for it.

Remember to be responsible, especially when taking APE magic mushrooms. Make sure you only take some after reaching your destination and never drive or operate heavy machinery on them.

Also, remember to stay safe by being equipped with food, water, and good vibes. The high can last up to 6 hours or more, so plan accordingly.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Spiritually

If you’re ready to go to outer space, then Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms will bring you there. The best part is, you probably won’t need to take a super high dose to get there.

However, if you really want to get the most spiritual experience possible, then you’ll need to plan your trip. Remember, a spiritual or mystical journey is one that shouldn’t be taken lightly.

So you’ll need to keep a key concept in mind called set and setting. Set and setting was thought up decades ago by psychedelic pioneers like Timothy Leary.

Basically, the set is your mindset, and the setting is your environment. So you need to think about your internal and external environments.

That means you need to think about your current state of mind. Ask yourself—am I in the right mental state to go on a journey to the furthest depths of my mind?

Then you’ll need to consider your setting or the place you want to trip at. It can be anywhere, but ideally, it should be somewhere comfortable, familiar, and safe.

Other people are also part of the setting. For spiritual journeys, you’ll want the least amount of people possible—to keep you from getting distracted.

However, you’ll want at least one person to act as a trip sitter. The trip sitter can watch over you to make sure you’re safe and can help you get out of a negative thought loop.

Once you’ve made adequate preparation, you’ll be ready for an intense trip on Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

How to Dose Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

As we’ve said multiple times, you’ll need to take it really easy with Albino Penis Envy shrooms. Even experienced magic mushroom enthusiasts are caught off guard with just how potent these shrooms can be.

If you’re a beginner, then you’ll do well to start extremely low and go very slow. If you’ve never dosed magic mushrooms before, then here’s a standard guideline:

  • .25 grams (g) for a threshold dose (should feel something)
  • .25-1g for a light dose (recreational dose)
  • 1-2.5g for a medium dose (recreational dose)
  • 5-5g for a strong dose (recreational to spiritual dose)
  • 5g+ for a heavy dose (spiritual dose)

Beginners will want to take a gram and under. Experienced users will probably want to start with a gram and then go from there.

However, if you take too much and end up in space, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Reach for the Stars

Here at Shroom Bros, we have a passion for growing and sharing the very best magic mushrooms in the world. That’s why we always keep a stock of Albino Penis Envy Magic mushrooms ready to go.

If you’re ready to reach for the stars, then you can’t go wrong with Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.




23 reviews for Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom (Premium)

  1. Outside the box (verified owner)

    Just ordered these, I have experience with gt and albino Avery. Hopefully I reach Rick and Morty. I’ll keep updated!

  2. Jordan Petrini (verified owner)

    Seriously powerful and potent strain, only ordered 3.5g, but the bros gave me a fruit that was 4g (probably closer to 4.5g!)

    Grounded the whole fruit into powder using a coffee grinder and made tea.

    15 mins in, I’m already tripping, vision “swirly”, body high creeping in, feeling heavy.

    30 mins to 1 hour, I’m gone, almost overwhelming visuals, later in the trip I was basically in a DMT world seeing entities, ever hear Sturgill Simpson’s “Turtles All The Way Down”?

    “Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain”

    That’s the best way I could describe this recent trip.

    I think the dosage recommendation is pretty spot on because, boy oh boy, this was something else, if you’re not a experienced tripper, be cautious!

    Thank you shroom bros! This trip was one I’ll never forget.

  3. Brilliance666

    As a beginner i ordered 3.5 and received 4 g. I took 2 g and im speechless, seeing is believing, i got real stupid for a few hrs, way more than anything ive tried in the past such as edibles, wow, still speechless, super awesome, im gonna try 3 g next time around : ) way to go Shroombros..

  4. Lish187 (verified owner)

    I’m not really one for leaving reviews but this I can’t pass up.

    First off, I’m not an experienced shroom user but I’ve been experimenting for a bit now and I can say, these bad boys are insane!

    I’m 195lb and I took about 1.75g crushed in a ginger tea. Took about 30mins to kick in and instantly I was falling “down the rabbit hole”. Shortly after, it was a wrap. Full blown visuals and a warm body high. I would recommend this on a hiking trip or any outdoor adventure for sure. Thanks Shroom Bros!

  5. teezyone (verified owner)

    Bought a half oz of these bad boys! Hands down some of the best mushrooms I have ever done I ate. 7gs of them over the night. I will definitely order these again a little expensive. But worth the treat for some fantastic boomers! Thanks shrooms bros

  6. Mitch94 (verified owner)

    Mind blowing 10/10 recommend.

  7. JuneFiasco (verified owner)

    I consider myself an experienced psychonaut and these are hands down the finest mycelium I have ever consumed.

    I ate only 1.5 grams (one small fruit) to try them out on an afternoon and within Twenty minutes I came up and had the most exciting, colourful visuals I’ve ever seen.

    Extreme feelings of euphoria and a profound sense of being grounded and centered were the primary senses here along with the ability to compartmentalize many complex emotions and thoughts that had been going through my mind lately and had otherwise seemed difficult to organize and solve before this experience.

    Deeply introspective with complete ego death and I found my speech to be much more clear, concise and articulate. Thoughts and ideas were much easier to express than normal.

    I will be ordering more of these and ShroomBros has a customer for life! Thank you for changing my life!

  8. Peter Jones (verified owner)

    Mind blowing. Ordered an 3.5g got about 3.9g. Split it with my buddy each taking about 1.9g-ish. I’m about 210lbs.

    These were the most psychedelic shrooms I’ve ever had. Within an hour of consuming I was having crazy spatial distortions, stretching and bending of objects around the room. Intense waves of energy pulsing out of my body. As each wave hit me I was feeling pretty sick, but my friend seemed unaffected by any nausea. This is around the time I feel into a deep introspective trip, and had to calm myself down, relax and give in. It felt like the universe was on the verge of folding in on itself. Everything around me breathing, flowing, melting with ghosting geometric shapes with some audio and time distortions. I could still get up and move but nearly paralyzed with a heavy body high. I’m pretty sure I laughed out loud a couple times. Crazy high enlightenment feelings.

    After about an hour of completely tripping balls and finally felt like we were able to function again. We proceeded to spend the next 3 hours watching Shpongle concerts. I was just blasted with a perma-smile on my face, enjoying all the nice visuals. Dancing text, moving objects. The light on the ceiling at one point looked like it was being sucked up into the roof.

    Overall I really enjoyed myself. Not something I would recommend to the non-experienced person. I wasn’t prepared for the introspective thoughts I started down. Set and setting seemed more important in the initial stages.

    10/10 will buy again.

    Happy Tripping.

  9. rja.aitken (verified owner)

    These shrooms are FUCKING INSANE

    I only ate a fucking gram and the whole room was wavy and I was high for 6 hours, came out the other side of it completely rejuvenated.

    Next time I’m eating more and going to fucking outer space

  10. randylaheyy (verified owner)

    First of all, I want to announce that Shroom bros is an extremely trustworthy company, got my bag within 48 hours AND I missed out on something and these guys hooked it up big time. Can’t say more about how fantastic their customer service and just overall: there was no one more pleasant in the history of me buying on MoM’s, IRL dealers etc. for being real and literally being there for you like a brother, without even knowing who you are! Just insanely amazing.

    On to the APE, had 4 buddies over, two of which I hadn’t seen in ages (well, maybe 2 years but that seems like ages with old friends). I pilled them all up and weighed them out, took 1g each to start (I usually take 3-3.5g personally) because of the potential strength. We were inside watching a movie for the come up just laughing making fun of it, and I could feel amazing positive energy coming towards me. We all felt it; I must say that these are up there in some of the best of all time for just feeling amazing. Not just because old buddies were there, we actually had some silence for 5-10 min and all the sudden we all just started grinning like idiots. It all hit them like bricks, and I was left in the dust. Mind you, these guys aren’t close to as experienced as I am with them. I took another 2g 45 min later, they had zero more and besides the amazing powerful energy of feeling fantastic and the THOUGHT of I might be getting into some crazy shit, the visuals just weren’t there for me. Not sure what the heck was wrong with me. I mean, I could see them, and when focused some of the trees had crystalline energy pumping off of them in which I don’t normally see off smaller amounts. I didn’t eat much for 24 hours before hand either; although I was hosting so maybe naturally I wasn’t letting go enough. Felt like the visuals came and went extremely fast, even my friends who got ‘messed’ for a bit said the visuals came on strong and went away within an hour or two max. I also haven’t done these things in over two months so it wasn’t a tolerance issue. Also, I was over-estimating their strength for myself but I’ve learned it’s always better to be safe than sorry! I’m experienced enough to know sometimes shit just doesn’t work sometimes because of many factors that possibly could be at hand. That being said, I DON’T KNOW! All I know is, I will be trying 3.5 next week or so all at once and re-tell a new story. AND, what I do know is that I will be grabbing from these guys from now on because of their impressive attitude and great top notch clean products. Up there in one of the cleanest highs I’ve ever had. Had an amazing awesome night that I think other shrooms definitely wouldn’t have been as great. If you want a shroom to do with good friends, look no further! That energy bro! Thanks guys!!!! A+++++++++++++++++++++++

  11. randylaheyy (verified owner)

    I meant to give this 5 stars not 4! I couldn’t help myself and tried these again the very next day alone and had one of the best days of my life. It was windy and beautiful outside and I stayed out there for hours just enjoying the sky and everything else around me. Like I thought the night before, perhaps I was way too distracted to full on enjoy them. Hand downs some of the most beautiful shrooms you may ever do, don’t even think twice just get these ASAP! So chill, so wonderful thank you so much bros!

  12. Pink (verified owner)

    So after some microdosing, I was ready to actually have my first trip. I took probably around a gram of these and I had a lot of anxiety on the come up (first hour in). I was anxious and a bit nauseous (did not puke tho), and I also was emotional and cried. For some reason I thought this was the whole trip, even tho it was only like 1.5 hours in. And then at some point I looked around my room and my tapestry and posters were all moving? it felt like they came to life and it was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed. This trip basically cured my clinical depression which I could no longer manage with SSRI’s. Great trip overall I felt like I was inside a cartoon show and my cat looked so cute and weird while I was high. Anyways 10/10 I recommend this magic mushroom, treat it with respect though and be careful because if I took more on my first trip I feel like things would get a bit too crazy haha.

  13. randylaheyy (verified owner)

    Tried these by myself again last Saturday and made them all into caps like I always do. Took about a gram to start, and helped myself to a couple more here and there for another amazing 8 hour trip, did about 4-4.5gs total in that period of time. Just as gorgeous as usual, and never once for a moment thought in a million years I’d have a bad time for a millisecond. Top notch mood and extreme happiness that just flows so well. My kitchen was transforming into another dimension almost for bit, but it was awesome. The stove was stretched out an extra 10 feet and when focusing I could see through the layers of transparent energy that surrounds us and I could see every tiny molecule more than ever. Highly recommended once again for any experienced user, pick a beautiful sunny day and put on your fav music, they will not disappoint. Do yourself a favour and try these already! :DD. Such a life changer. Much love bros!

  14. Shroomconsumer64

    classic shroombros

  15. Shatterking

    I found these right now to be the best ones you guys have very awesome trip .Colours and hallucinations very fun I did 7grams and had the best trip …… ps not for first timers slowly work in to this strain .

  16. Makaveli93 (verified owner)

    Haven’t tried them yet but I’m sure the trip will be 5 star. I have to give these 3 stars bc they were still pretty moist. I’m drying them myself which was a surprise for the cost. Still love this company though.

  17. Jjscourville (verified owner)

    By far one of the best shrooms I’ve tried. Very introspective mid way through the trip, amazing visuals and mind melting effects in the beginning. One of my favourites and can’t wait to get more.

  18. LinksNotZelda

    These shrooms were very enjoyable. Really uplifting and energetic but somewhat mild visuals.

    My friend and I tried 2g each in tea for our first go with them. I’d normally take 3.5g for my usual trip, but reading into the potential potency of these ones, decided to dial it back. I do wish we hadn’t but I guess better safe than sorry, and we can always try more next time.

    The shrooms hit in 20-30 minutes. We tried to watch a movie but we’re just hit with energy so we decided to go for a walk. Everything was bright and vivid colours but I wouldn’t say I was overly impressed with the visuals we were getting. It was most notable on trees. The trunks were just pitch black with what seemed like vibrant green & blue moss growing throughout. Realistically I’d say the shrooms lasted 3.5-4 hours round trip, but the visuals that we did get died off within 2 hours.

    Overall i enjoyed the Apes. The mood was very positive & full of laughter. We are planning to try a bigger dose again in the future.

  19. shroomerboi

    Took 2.5g in some tea. Visuals weren’t that strong, but the shrooms gave me what I needed. Experience was pleasant.

  20. Steven Weatherby (verified owner)

    Amazing visuals and heavy body high…
    Would recommend to more experienced users.

  21. Dimension4 (verified owner)

    Yup, these are much stronger than the other non premium strains. They are very active at even 1g. This time I got full mushrooms (excellent cap to stalk ratio). As others have said, these can be a tad too strong for newbies. Unless they take low amounts (2g) and not dangerously follow others who take 5 to 7g (because either their species is weak in active compounds or they have built up tolerance). Thank you for your service.

  22. LynnCarr (verified owner)

    I received these as a free gift, which in itself is amazing. Usually the free gifts are weaker cheaper strains. I love that these guys are true lovers of Shrooms and want everyone to love them just as much. I had these once from a different company and never thought to buy them again. They had no effects. But these ones, ya I will definitely be order them in larger quantities next time. Thank you so much guys!!!

  23. Patrick Finlay (verified owner)

    I give these 10 stars! These gave me super strength and I’m not joking at all. I took 8g and found my true self. Theses shrooms allowed me to talk to my subconscious. I’ve been taking shrooms for 14 years and never had an experience close to this. EXPERT USE ONLY!!!!

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