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History of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy (aka APE) magic mushrooms have an exciting past. That’s because it’s a hybrid of two legendary strains—Penis Envy and PF Albino.

Likely, you’ve heard all about Penis Envy magic mushrooms before. After all, they’re one of the most popular P. cubensis strains in the world.

If you don’t know about them, then the short version of the story goes like this. Famous mycologist and psychonaut Terence McKenna found huge P. cubensis growing in the Amazon Rainforest.

He sent them to a friend who cultured them until he found a mutant. That mutant was the biggest of the bunch and much more potent than any other cube strain.

Some madman decided that he would take Penis Envy and then make a hybrid with PF Albino. PF Albino is an albino version of the famous PF strain.

The thing is, PF Albino is an already incredibly potent strain itself. So you can only imagine just how robust Albino Penis Envy really is.

The Appearance of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms look unique, to say the least. When growing, they look a bit phallic. That’s because they have tiny caps and super thick stems.

However, the most striking feature of Albino Penis Envy is that they’re almost pure white. That’s why they’re called Albino Penis Envy.

The other thing about APE is that they grow shorter than regular Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

One thing you might notice about your batch of Albino Penis Envy is a bluish tint on some of the mushrooms. However, the bluing is totally natural and happens when the mushrooms get bruised.

That can happen from storage, transport, or even right after harvest. So don’t panic if you see some blue—it doesn’t affect the quality or potency of the mushies whatsoever.

Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom Effects

Get ready for the most exciting and colorful visuals you’ve ever experienced. Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms deliver a seriously visual high.

Not only that, but APE also has a well-rounded body high that will make you feel like you’re sitting on clouds. Remember, these magic mushrooms are seriously strong, so get ready for some introspection.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Recreationally

If you’re looking for a recreational experience with APE magic mushrooms, then you’ll need to be careful. Since these mushrooms are so robust, you’ll need to take way less than what you’re used to.

As long as you and those around you dose carefully, then you’re in for an incredible time. Pure euphoria will whisk you up as you feel totally connected to everything around you.

After a little while, you’ll likely fall into some deep introspection. However, you’ll probably also feel intense visuals kick in even on low doses, so be prepared for it.

Remember to be responsible, especially when taking APE magic mushrooms. Make sure you only take some after reaching your destination and never drive or operate heavy machinery on them.

Also, remember to stay safe by being equipped with food, water, and good vibes. The high can last up to 6 hours or more, so plan accordingly.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Spiritually

If you’re ready to go to outer space, then Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms will bring you there. The best part is, you probably won’t need to take a super high dose to get there.

However, if you really want to get the most spiritual experience possible, then you’ll need to plan your trip. Remember, a spiritual or mystical journey is one that shouldn’t be taken lightly.

So you’ll need to keep a key concept in mind called set and setting. Set and setting was thought up decades ago by psychedelic pioneers like Timothy Leary.

Basically, the set is your mindset, and the setting is your environment. So you need to think about your internal and external environments.

That means you need to think about your current state of mind. Ask yourself—am I in the right mental state to go on a journey to the furthest depths of my mind?

Then you’ll need to consider your setting or the place you want to trip at. It can be anywhere, but ideally, it should be somewhere comfortable, familiar, and safe.

Other people are also part of the setting. For spiritual journeys, you’ll want the least amount of people possible—to keep you from getting distracted.

However, you’ll want at least one person to act as a trip sitter. The trip sitter can watch over you to make sure you’re safe and can help you get out of a negative thought loop.

Once you’ve made adequate preparation, you’ll be ready for an intense trip on Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

How to Dose Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

As we’ve said multiple times, you’ll need to take it really easy with Albino Penis Envy shrooms. Even experienced magic mushroom enthusiasts are caught off guard with just how potent these shrooms can be.

If you’re a beginner, then you’ll do well to start extremely low and go very slow. If you’ve never dosed magic mushrooms before, then here’s a standard guideline:

  • .25 grams (g) for a threshold dose (should feel something)
  • .25-1g for a light dose (recreational dose)
  • 1-2.5g for a medium dose (recreational dose)
  • 5-5g for a strong dose (recreational to spiritual dose)
  • 5g+ for a heavy dose (spiritual dose)

Beginners will want to take a gram and under. Experienced users will probably want to start with a gram and then go from there.

However, if you take too much and end up in space, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Reach for the Stars

Here at Shroom Bros, we have a passion for growing and sharing the very best magic mushrooms in the world. That’s why we always keep a stock of Albino Penis Envy Magic mushrooms ready to go.

If you’re ready to reach for the stars, then you can’t go wrong with Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.




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Reviews (25)

  • Outside the box (verified owner)

    Just ordered these, I have experience with gt and albino Avery. Hopefully I reach Rick and Morty. I’ll keep updated!

  • Jordan Petrini (verified owner)

    Seriously powerful and potent strain, only ordered 3.5g, but the bros gave me a fruit that was 4g (probably closer to 4.5g!)

    Grounded the whole fruit into powder using a coffee grinder and made tea.

    15 mins in, I’m already tripping, vision “swirly”, body high creeping in, feeling heavy.

    30 mins to 1 hour, I’m gone, almost overwhelming visuals, later in the trip I was basically in a DMT world seeing entities, ever hear Sturgill Simpson’s “Turtles All The Way Down”?

    “Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain”

    That’s the best way I could describe this recent trip.

    I think the dosage recommendation is pretty spot on because, boy oh boy, this was something else, if you’re not a experienced tripper, be cautious!

    Thank you shroom bros! This trip was one I’ll never forget.

  • Brilliance666

    As a beginner i ordered 3.5 and received 4 g. I took 2 g and im speechless, seeing is believing, i got real stupid for a few hrs, way more than anything ive tried in the past such as edibles, wow, still speechless, super awesome, im gonna try 3 g next time around : ) way to go Shroombros..

  • Lish187 (verified owner)

    I’m not really one for leaving reviews but this I can’t pass up.

    First off, I’m not an experienced shroom user but I’ve been experimenting for a bit now and I can say, these bad boys are insane!

    I’m 195lb and I took about 1.75g crushed in a ginger tea. Took about 30mins to kick in and instantly I was falling “down the rabbit hole”. Shortly after, it was a wrap. Full blown visuals and a warm body high. I would recommend this on a hiking trip or any outdoor adventure for sure. Thanks Shroom Bros!

  • teezyone (verified owner)

    Bought a half oz of these bad boys! Hands down some of the best mushrooms I have ever done I ate. 7gs of them over the night. I will definitely order these again a little expensive. But worth the treat for some fantastic boomers! Thanks shrooms bros

  • Mitch94 (verified owner)

    Mind blowing 10/10 recommend.

  • JuneFiasco (verified owner)

    I consider myself an experienced psychonaut and these are hands down the finest mycelium I have ever consumed.

    I ate only 1.5 grams (one small fruit) to try them out on an afternoon and within Twenty minutes I came up and had the most exciting, colourful visuals I’ve ever seen.

    Extreme feelings of euphoria and a profound sense of being grounded and centered were the primary senses here along with the ability to compartmentalize many complex emotions and thoughts that had been going through my mind lately and had otherwise seemed difficult to organize and solve before this experience.

    Deeply introspective with complete ego death and I found my speech to be much more clear, concise and articulate. Thoughts and ideas were much easier to express than normal.

    I will be ordering more of these and ShroomBros has a customer for life! Thank you for changing my life!

  • Peter Jones (verified owner)

    Mind blowing. Ordered an 3.5g got about 3.9g. Split it with my buddy each taking about 1.9g-ish. I’m about 210lbs.

    These were the most psychedelic shrooms I’ve ever had. Within an hour of consuming I was having crazy spatial distortions, stretching and bending of objects around the room. Intense waves of energy pulsing out of my body. As each wave hit me I was feeling pretty sick, but my friend seemed unaffected by any nausea. This is around the time I feel into a deep introspective trip, and had to calm myself down, relax and give in. It felt like the universe was on the verge of folding in on itself. Everything around me breathing, flowing, melting with ghosting geometric shapes with some audio and time distortions. I could still get up and move but nearly paralyzed with a heavy body high. I’m pretty sure I laughed out loud a couple times. Crazy high enlightenment feelings.

    After about an hour of completely tripping balls and finally felt like we were able to function again. We proceeded to spend the next 3 hours watching Shpongle concerts. I was just blasted with a perma-smile on my face, enjoying all the nice visuals. Dancing text, moving objects. The light on the ceiling at one point looked like it was being sucked up into the roof.

    Overall I really enjoyed myself. Not something I would recommend to the non-experienced person. I wasn’t prepared for the introspective thoughts I started down. Set and setting seemed more important in the initial stages.

    10/10 will buy again.

    Happy Tripping.

  • rja.aitken (verified owner)

    These shrooms are FUCKING INSANE

    I only ate a fucking gram and the whole room was wavy and I was high for 6 hours, came out the other side of it completely rejuvenated.

    Next time I’m eating more and going to fucking outer space

  • randylaheyy (verified owner)

    First of all, I want to announce that Shroom bros is an extremely trustworthy company, got my bag within 48 hours AND I missed out on something and these guys hooked it up big time. Can’t say more about how fantastic their customer service and just overall: there was no one more pleasant in the history of me buying on MoM’s, IRL dealers etc. for being real and literally being there for you like a brother, without even knowing who you are! Just insanely amazing.

    On to the APE, had 4 buddies over, two of which I hadn’t seen in ages (well, maybe 2 years but that seems like ages with old friends). I pilled them all up and weighed them out, took 1g each to start (I usually take 3-3.5g personally) because of the potential strength. We were inside watching a movie for the come up just laughing making fun of it, and I could feel amazing positive energy coming towards me. We all felt it; I must say that these are up there in some of the best of all time for just feeling amazing. Not just because old buddies were there, we actually had some silence for 5-10 min and all the sudden we all just started grinning like idiots. It all hit them like bricks, and I was left in the dust. Mind you, these guys aren’t close to as experienced as I am with them. I took another 2g 45 min later, they had zero more and besides the amazing powerful energy of feeling fantastic and the THOUGHT of I might be getting into some crazy shit, the visuals just weren’t there for me. Not sure what the heck was wrong with me. I mean, I could see them, and when focused some of the trees had crystalline energy pumping off of them in which I don’t normally see off smaller amounts. I didn’t eat much for 24 hours before hand either; although I was hosting so maybe naturally I wasn’t letting go enough. Felt like the visuals came and went extremely fast, even my friends who got ‘messed’ for a bit said the visuals came on strong and went away within an hour or two max. I also haven’t done these things in over two months so it wasn’t a tolerance issue. Also, I was over-estimating their strength for myself but I’ve learned it’s always better to be safe than sorry! I’m experienced enough to know sometimes shit just doesn’t work sometimes because of many factors that possibly could be at hand. That being said, I DON’T KNOW! All I know is, I will be trying 3.5 next week or so all at once and re-tell a new story. AND, what I do know is that I will be grabbing from these guys from now on because of their impressive attitude and great top notch clean products. Up there in one of the cleanest highs I’ve ever had. Had an amazing awesome night that I think other shrooms definitely wouldn’t have been as great. If you want a shroom to do with good friends, look no further! That energy bro! Thanks guys!!!! A+++++++++++++++++++++++

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