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History of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy (aka APE) magic mushrooms have an exciting past. That’s because it’s a hybrid of two legendary strains—Penis Envy and PF Albino.

Likely, you’ve heard all about Penis Envy magic mushrooms before. After all, they’re one of the most popular P. cubensis strains in the world.

If you don’t know about them, then the short version of the story goes like this. Famous mycologist and psychonaut Terence McKenna found huge P. cubensis growing in the Amazon Rainforest.

He sent them to a friend who cultured them until he found a mutant. That mutant was the biggest of the bunch and much more potent than any other cube strain.

Some madman decided that he would take Penis Envy and then make a hybrid with PF Albino. PF Albino is an albino version of the famous PF strain.

The thing is, PF Albino is an already incredibly potent strain itself. So you can only imagine just how robust Albino Penis Envy really is.

The Appearance of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms look unique, to say the least. When growing, they look a bit phallic. That’s because they have tiny caps and super thick stems.

However, the most striking feature of Albino Penis Envy is that they’re almost pure white. That’s why they’re called Albino Penis Envy.

The other thing about APE is that they grow shorter than regular Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

One thing you might notice about your batch of Albino Penis Envy is a bluish tint on some of the mushrooms. However, the bluing is totally natural and happens when the mushrooms get bruised.

That can happen from storage, transport, or even right after harvest. So don’t panic if you see some blue—it doesn’t affect the quality or potency of the mushies whatsoever.

Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom Effects

Get ready for the most exciting and colorful visuals you’ve ever experienced. Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms deliver a seriously visual high.

Not only that, but APE also has a well-rounded body high that will make you feel like you’re sitting on clouds. Remember, these magic mushrooms are seriously strong, so get ready for some introspection.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Recreationally

If you’re looking for a recreational experience with APE magic mushrooms, then you’ll need to be careful. Since these mushrooms are so robust, you’ll need to take way less than what you’re used to.

As long as you and those around you dose carefully, then you’re in for an incredible time. Pure euphoria will whisk you up as you feel totally connected to everything around you.

After a little while, you’ll likely fall into some deep introspection. However, you’ll probably also feel intense visuals kick in even on low doses, so be prepared for it.

Remember to be responsible, especially when taking APE magic mushrooms. Make sure you only take some after reaching your destination and never drive or operate heavy machinery on them.

Also, remember to stay safe by being equipped with food, water, and good vibes. The high can last up to 6 hours or more, so plan accordingly.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Spiritually

If you’re ready to go to outer space, then Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms will bring you there. The best part is, you probably won’t need to take a super high dose to get there.

However, if you really want to get the most spiritual experience possible, then you’ll need to plan your trip. Remember, a spiritual or mystical journey is one that shouldn’t be taken lightly.

So you’ll need to keep a key concept in mind called set and setting. Set and setting was thought up decades ago by psychedelic pioneers like Timothy Leary.

Basically, the set is your mindset, and the setting is your environment. So you need to think about your internal and external environments.

That means you need to think about your current state of mind. Ask yourself—am I in the right mental state to go on a journey to the furthest depths of my mind?

Then you’ll need to consider your setting or the place you want to trip at. It can be anywhere, but ideally, it should be somewhere comfortable, familiar, and safe.

Other people are also part of the setting. For spiritual journeys, you’ll want the least amount of people possible—to keep you from getting distracted.

However, you’ll want at least one person to act as a trip sitter. The trip sitter can watch over you to make sure you’re safe and can help you get out of a negative thought loop.

Once you’ve made adequate preparation, you’ll be ready for an intense trip on Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

How to Dose Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

As we’ve said multiple times, you’ll need to take it really easy with Albino Penis Envy shrooms. Even experienced magic mushroom enthusiasts are caught off guard with just how potent these shrooms can be.

If you’re a beginner, then you’ll do well to start extremely low and go very slow. If you’ve never dosed magic mushrooms before, then here’s a standard guideline:

  • .25 grams (g) for a threshold dose (should feel something)
  • .25-1g for a light dose (recreational dose)
  • 1-2.5g for a medium dose (recreational dose)
  • 5-5g for a strong dose (recreational to spiritual dose)
  • 5g+ for a heavy dose (spiritual dose)

Beginners will want to take a gram and under. Experienced users will probably want to start with a gram and then go from there.

However, if you take too much and end up in space, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Reach for the Stars

Here at Shroom Bros, we have a passion for growing and sharing the very best magic mushrooms in the world. That’s why we always keep a stock of Albino Penis Envy Magic mushrooms ready to go.

If you’re ready to reach for the stars, then you can’t go wrong with Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.




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  • randylaheyy (verified owner)

    I meant to give this 5 stars not 4! I couldn’t help myself and tried these again the very next day alone and had one of the best days of my life. It was windy and beautiful outside and I stayed out there for hours just enjoying the sky and everything else around me. Like I thought the night before, perhaps I was way too distracted to full on enjoy them. Hand downs some of the most beautiful shrooms you may ever do, don’t even think twice just get these ASAP! So chill, so wonderful thank you so much bros!

  • Pink (verified owner)

    So after some microdosing, I was ready to actually have my first trip. I took probably around a gram of these and I had a lot of anxiety on the come up (first hour in). I was anxious and a bit nauseous (did not puke tho), and I also was emotional and cried. For some reason I thought this was the whole trip, even tho it was only like 1.5 hours in. And then at some point I looked around my room and my tapestry and posters were all moving? it felt like they came to life and it was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed. This trip basically cured my clinical depression which I could no longer manage with SSRI’s. Great trip overall I felt like I was inside a cartoon show and my cat looked so cute and weird while I was high. Anyways 10/10 I recommend this magic mushroom, treat it with respect though and be careful because if I took more on my first trip I feel like things would get a bit too crazy haha.

  • randylaheyy (verified owner)

    Tried these by myself again last Saturday and made them all into caps like I always do. Took about a gram to start, and helped myself to a couple more here and there for another amazing 8 hour trip, did about 4-4.5gs total in that period of time. Just as gorgeous as usual, and never once for a moment thought in a million years I’d have a bad time for a millisecond. Top notch mood and extreme happiness that just flows so well. My kitchen was transforming into another dimension almost for bit, but it was awesome. The stove was stretched out an extra 10 feet and when focusing I could see through the layers of transparent energy that surrounds us and I could see every tiny molecule more than ever. Highly recommended once again for any experienced user, pick a beautiful sunny day and put on your fav music, they will not disappoint. Do yourself a favour and try these already! :DD. Such a life changer. Much love bros!

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    classic shroombros

  • Shatterking

    I found these right now to be the best ones you guys have very awesome trip .Colours and hallucinations very fun I did 7grams and had the best trip …… ps not for first timers slowly work in to this strain .

  • Makaveli93 (verified owner)

    Haven’t tried them yet but I’m sure the trip will be 5 star. I have to give these 3 stars bc they were still pretty moist. I’m drying them myself which was a surprise for the cost. Still love this company though.

  • Jjscourville (verified owner)

    By far one of the best shrooms I’ve tried. Very introspective mid way through the trip, amazing visuals and mind melting effects in the beginning. One of my favourites and can’t wait to get more.

  • LinksNotZelda

    These shrooms were very enjoyable. Really uplifting and energetic but somewhat mild visuals.

    My friend and I tried 2g each in tea for our first go with them. I’d normally take 3.5g for my usual trip, but reading into the potential potency of these ones, decided to dial it back. I do wish we hadn’t but I guess better safe than sorry, and we can always try more next time.

    The shrooms hit in 20-30 minutes. We tried to watch a movie but we’re just hit with energy so we decided to go for a walk. Everything was bright and vivid colours but I wouldn’t say I was overly impressed with the visuals we were getting. It was most notable on trees. The trunks were just pitch black with what seemed like vibrant green & blue moss growing throughout. Realistically I’d say the shrooms lasted 3.5-4 hours round trip, but the visuals that we did get died off within 2 hours.

    Overall i enjoyed the Apes. The mood was very positive & full of laughter. We are planning to try a bigger dose again in the future.

  • shroomerboi

    Took 2.5g in some tea. Visuals weren’t that strong, but the shrooms gave me what I needed. Experience was pleasant.

  • Steven Weatherby (verified owner)

    Amazing visuals and heavy body high…
    Would recommend to more experienced users.

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