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History of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy (aka APE) magic mushrooms have an exciting past. That’s because it’s a hybrid of two legendary strains—Penis Envy and PF Albino.

Likely, you’ve heard all about Penis Envy magic mushrooms before. After all, they’re one of the most popular P. cubensis strains in the world.

If you don’t know about them, then the short version of the story goes like this. Famous mycologist and psychonaut Terence McKenna found huge P. cubensis growing in the Amazon Rainforest.

He sent them to a friend who cultured them until he found a mutant. That mutant was the biggest of the bunch and much more potent than any other cube strain.

Some madman decided that he would take Penis Envy and then make a hybrid with PF Albino. PF Albino is an albino version of the famous PF strain.

The thing is, PF Albino is an already incredibly potent strain itself. So you can only imagine just how robust Albino Penis Envy really is.

The Appearance of Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms look unique, to say the least. When growing, they look a bit phallic. That’s because they have tiny caps and super thick stems.

However, the most striking feature of Albino Penis Envy is that they’re almost pure white. That’s why they’re called Albino Penis Envy.

The other thing about APE is that they grow shorter than regular Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

One thing you might notice about your batch of Albino Penis Envy is a bluish tint on some of the mushrooms. However, the bluing is totally natural and happens when the mushrooms get bruised.

That can happen from storage, transport, or even right after harvest. So don’t panic if you see some blue—it doesn’t affect the quality or potency of the mushies whatsoever.

Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom Effects

Get ready for the most exciting and colorful visuals you’ve ever experienced. Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms deliver a seriously visual high.

Not only that, but APE also has a well-rounded body high that will make you feel like you’re sitting on clouds. Remember, these magic mushrooms are seriously strong, so get ready for some introspection.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Recreationally

If you’re looking for a recreational experience with APE magic mushrooms, then you’ll need to be careful. Since these mushrooms are so robust, you’ll need to take way less than what you’re used to.

As long as you and those around you dose carefully, then you’re in for an incredible time. Pure euphoria will whisk you up as you feel totally connected to everything around you.

After a little while, you’ll likely fall into some deep introspection. However, you’ll probably also feel intense visuals kick in even on low doses, so be prepared for it.

Remember to be responsible, especially when taking APE magic mushrooms. Make sure you only take some after reaching your destination and never drive or operate heavy machinery on them.

Also, remember to stay safe by being equipped with food, water, and good vibes. The high can last up to 6 hours or more, so plan accordingly.

Taking Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Spiritually

If you’re ready to go to outer space, then Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms will bring you there. The best part is, you probably won’t need to take a super high dose to get there.

However, if you really want to get the most spiritual experience possible, then you’ll need to plan your trip. Remember, a spiritual or mystical journey is one that shouldn’t be taken lightly.

So you’ll need to keep a key concept in mind called set and setting. Set and setting was thought up decades ago by psychedelic pioneers like Timothy Leary.

Basically, the set is your mindset, and the setting is your environment. So you need to think about your internal and external environments.

That means you need to think about your current state of mind. Ask yourself—am I in the right mental state to go on a journey to the furthest depths of my mind?

Then you’ll need to consider your setting or the place you want to trip at. It can be anywhere, but ideally, it should be somewhere comfortable, familiar, and safe.

Other people are also part of the setting. For spiritual journeys, you’ll want the least amount of people possible—to keep you from getting distracted.

However, you’ll want at least one person to act as a trip sitter. The trip sitter can watch over you to make sure you’re safe and can help you get out of a negative thought loop.

Once you’ve made adequate preparation, you’ll be ready for an intense trip on Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.

How to Dose Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

As we’ve said multiple times, you’ll need to take it really easy with Albino Penis Envy shrooms. Even experienced magic mushroom enthusiasts are caught off guard with just how potent these shrooms can be.

If you’re a beginner, then you’ll do well to start extremely low and go very slow. If you’ve never dosed magic mushrooms before, then here’s a standard guideline:

  • .25 grams (g) for a threshold dose (should feel something)
  • .25-1g for a light dose (recreational dose)
  • 1-2.5g for a medium dose (recreational dose)
  • 5-5g for a strong dose (recreational to spiritual dose)
  • 5g+ for a heavy dose (spiritual dose)

Beginners will want to take a gram and under. Experienced users will probably want to start with a gram and then go from there.

However, if you take too much and end up in space, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Reach for the Stars

Here at Shroom Bros, we have a passion for growing and sharing the very best magic mushrooms in the world. That’s why we always keep a stock of Albino Penis Envy Magic mushrooms ready to go.

If you’re ready to reach for the stars, then you can’t go wrong with Albino Penis Envy magic mushrooms.




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Albino Penis Envy Magic Mushroom

Reviews (26)

  • Dimension4 (verified owner)

    Yup, these are much stronger than the other non premium strains. They are very active at even 1g. This time I got full mushrooms (excellent cap to stalk ratio). As others have said, these can be a tad too strong for newbies. Unless they take low amounts (2g) and not dangerously follow others who take 5 to 7g (because either their species is weak in active compounds or they have built up tolerance). Thank you for your service.

  • Kathleen Langille (verified owner)

    These are 5/5 in every category. Very strong as the description says, though for people like myself who have had 30+ shroom trips and looking to “go there”, this will take you. I have the most fun, spiritual, relaxing, introspective and HIGHLY VISUAL trip. The visuals happen at even a gram, I took five last night and it was rainbows auras, geometric and beautiful lace pattern overlay over everything. My advice is to just let go and let these shrooms guide you. I felt intense gratitude and could not stop thanking God/the creator/mother Earth for this experience and seeing the world through this lense. Very minimal nausea for me, I like it in a tea but the most powerful visuals and spiritual effects came from creating a powder and mixing in with food. My life is changed, seriously.

  • Proton (verified owner)

    Very good quality and potency, love this strain.
    I am new to shrooms but already on my 5th trip I took “too many” and experience 5g ego death.
    No regrets

  • BillyBoBilly (verified owner)

    This is an absolutely amazing product!!!! These lovely little albino fellows pack a serious and absolutely BEAUTIFUL punch. Dose accordingly!

  • Ace9028 (verified owner)

    I had a great experience on these last night with the girly, I took about 5.2g and it blasted me out of this world. Every thing had a block/digital looking overlay when I was in my room bring me back to how the old Mario games felt as well as making everything more enjoyable or funny, I found that I was giggling alot on these. Now my girlfriend took around 2.2g of these and had a similar experience but nearing the 4-5 hour mark she was wanting to sleep but couldn’t and that did stress her out, not of fault of the shrooms but the fault of our poor planning of timing as we did them really late into the night and did put stress on our bodies from the lack of sleep. I would recommend these to anyone wanting to have a spiritual/childhood/deep experience that will be filled with laughter and serious thoughts, and near the end it will take a turn for you and make the experience more thought provoking and take you out of your comfort zone.

  • bn657 (verified owner)

    Albino PE all I can say is be careful, very strong shrooms if you are looking to be lifted off your feet with a lower dose this is the strain for you, even with a high tolerance this shroom should get you good every time. A strain to have on the list for sure and will definitely buy again!

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