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History of Golden Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

As we mentioned, Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms are a marriage of two of the most popular strains. Those two strains are Golden Teachers and Penis Envy.

Probably, your first magic mushroom trip was on a batch of Golden Teachers. That’s because Golden Teachers are ultra-popular, easy to grow, mild, and have been circulating since at least the 1980s.

No one really knows where they came from, but they became the standard for magic mushrooms. The only problem with them is that sometimes psychonauts need an extra kick of psilocybin.

That’s where Penis Envy comes in. Penis Envy is known as one of the strongest magic mushroom strains to ever grace the Earth.

Now, someone thought it would be a good idea to combine these two strains into one. Whoever they are, we don’t know, but we’re glad that they did.

However, this strain is not that widespread yet. That’s what makes Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms exotic.

The Appearance of Golden Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

The appearance of golden penis envy looks like a split cross between Golden Teachers and Penis Envy. This strain loses a bit of its well-endowed features, but it still looks incredible.

That’s because the caps take on the golden appearance from Golden Teachers. However, when dried, magic mushrooms lose a little bit of their appearance.

Another thing you may notice on dried magic mushrooms are some bluish or greenish spots. Those spots are from harvesting, transportation, or storage, and it’s called bruising.

Bruising is extremely common, and it’s nothing to worry about. Bruising doesn’t affect the potency or the safety of your dried magic mushrooms.

Golden Penis Envy Magic Mushroom Effects

With Golden Penis Envy, you’re going to have a blast. That’s because this strain produces incredible euphoria and a nice, calming body high.

However, the visual alterations and introspection from these fantastic fungi are not to be underestimated. Basically, Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms are well-balanced.

Taking Golden Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Recreationally

Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms are excellent for recreational use. However, you’ll need to be very careful about the dosage.

So long as you don’t overdo it, you’ll be in a world of incredible visuals and uplifting euphoria. You and your friends will feel a true sense of awe and connection as you laugh for hours.

That euphoria will settle nicely into a calming and relaxing comedown.

Just remember to trip safely. That means no driving or doing anything potentially dangerous on them.

It’s best to get to where you’re going before taking a dose. Also, make sure to bring enough food, water, and music to get you through your potentially 6-hour or longer trip.

Taking Golden Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Spiritually

When you want to experience a spiritual journey, then Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms will take you on one. Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms will bring you to realms you never thought possible.

They’ll be your guide as you experience ego-death and come back with an entirely new perspective. Before you embark on a mystical mushroom trip, you need to be aware of one simple concept.

That concept is called set and setting. It’s been used by psychonauts for decades and is one of the cornerstones of having a great trip.

Basically, it means that you need to be aware of your internal headspace and the physical place you’re in. That’s because those two factors will play a significant role in whether you experience a genuinely mystical journey or not.

For the setting, it should be a place you’re familiar and comfortable with. The people around you are also part of the setting, and you’ll want to have as few people around as possible.

It’s always a good idea to have at least one trusted person with you who’s sober. That person can help watch you and even guide you through some rough patches.

For the set, you’ll want to keep your schedule totally clear. That means not having to take care of anything for at least the entire day so you can focus on your trip.

So long as set and setting are in order, you’re more likely to have fewer distractions to keep you from going on a spiritual trip.

How to Dose Golden Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Dosing Golden Penis Envy should be done very carefully. As we mentioned, this strain is really potent, and it’s easy to lift off higher than you expected.

If you’ve never dosed before, then we have this standard P. cubensis dosage chart:

 

  • .25 grams (g) for a threshold dose (should feel something)
  • .25-1g for a light dose (recreational dose)
  • 1-2.5g for a medium dose (recreational dose)
  • 2.5-5g for a strong dose (recreational to spiritual dose)
  • 5g+ for a heavy dose (spiritual dose)

 

However, Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms are anything but standard. So if you’ve never dosed before, it’s best to start low and go slow.

We recommend trying one gram first, just to feel things out. Experienced trippers can always go higher, but beware, these shrooms might surprise you.

Worth Its Weight in Gold

If you’re looking for a truly wonderful magic mushroom strain, then Golden Penis Envy magic mushrooms are the strain for you. We know you’ll love them because we only find and grow the best magic mushrooms in Canada here at Shroom Bros.

We’re committed to providing every one of legal age magic mushrooms that are truly special, and we think that these are worth their weight in Gold.

 

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