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History of Monster Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

The history of this incredible magic mushroom strain begins right here in Canada. Our expert breeders found a particularly monstrous strain of Penis Envy that exhibited terrific qualities.

It grows incredibly fast, large, and is extremely potent. After a few grows, we knew that we needed to add this beauty to our stock of mushies.

However, it doesn’t end there because we need to discuss the legendary Penis Envy strain. After all, our Monster PE wouldn’t exist without this classic strain.

Penis Envy has a fascinating origin story that involves famous psychonaut Terrence McKenna. The story goes that McKenna found particularly large and healthy mushrooms deep in the Amazon Rainforest.

McKenna took a spore print of these large magic mushrooms and sent some of them to a friend. That friend was medical doctor Steven Pollock who was a huge magic mushroom advocate.

Over the years, Pollock refined the Penis Envy mushroom culture by taking samples from only the most enormous mushrooms. One day he noticed a mutation in one mushroom that towered above the rest.

He cultured that mutated mushroom, and the Penis Envy we know and love today was born.

The Appearance of Monster Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

To put it simply, Monster Penis Envy is named that way because it looks—phallic. When growing, Monster Penis envy has a small cap and an extremely large and dense stem.

Dried Monster Penis Envy magic mushrooms look a little different from fresh ones. They’re distinct by how large the stem is in comparison to the small and bulbous cap.

Sometimes Monster Penis Envy mushrooms will have a bluish hue around the stem or cap. That’s totally natural and happens to every P. cubensis strain on earth because of bruising.

When fresh magic mushrooms are picked and stored, they can take on a blue hue. Don’t worry—the blue bruising is totally natural and doesn’t compromise the quality of the Monster Penis Envy mushrooms in any way.

Monster Penis Envy Effects

Monster Penis Envy separates itself from other P. cubensis strains because of its effects. Experienced users have found that Monster Penis Envy produces distinctly more vivid visual stimulation.

Expect more wavy visual hallucinations and an added intensity. If you aren’t taking a heroic dose, you can expect boundless euphoria, interconnectedness, and some deep introspection.

Taking Monster Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Recreationally

Taking some Monster Penis Envy magic mushrooms is a great way to spend the evening with friends or out in nature. If you’re looking to have some recreation on Monster Penis Envy mushrooms, you’ll need to prepare yourself a little bit.

First and foremost, you’ll need to make sure that you’ve eaten something beforehand. Don’t eat Monster Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms on an empty stomach.

Make sure that you have access to supplies like water, snacks, and even some music. Sometimes, music or a change of scenery can help bring someone out of a dark place.

Remember to have your schedule cleared for the entire day, and definitely do not operate any vehicle.

Taking Monster Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms Spiritually

If you’re looking to go on an inward journey, Monster Penis Envy is the strain for you. However, you’ll need to take careful preparation to get a mystical or spiritual trip.

Remember that set and setting are the two critical things for a truly awakening experience. Setting means the location that you choose.

Most people prefer a comfortable space with maybe one or a few very close friends or family. It’s also a good idea that at least one person is with you to act as a trip sitter.

Set means the set intentions or your mindset. Anyone who wants to have a deep spiritual journey must have as clear a mind as possible.

That means you need to have your schedule totally clear and try to be in a good mental state.

Dosing Monster Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms

Remember that dosage is essential and will make the difference between a recreational or spiritual experience. However, the dosage is different from person to person and strain to strain.

The standard dosing guideline recommends:


  • .25 grams (g) for a threshold dose
  • .25-1g for a light dose (recreational dose)
  • .5-1g for a medium dose (recreational dose)
  • 5-5g for a strong dose (spiritual dose)
  • 5 or more grams for a heroic dose (spiritual dose)


We need to remember that Monster Penis Envy magic mushrooms are much more potent than other cubes. So our recommendation is to start lower than you usually would and work your way up from there.

Microdosing Monster Penis Envy

If you’d like to dip your toes in before you jump, you can always microdose Monster Penis Envy. Microdosing offers many of the benefits of taking a macrodose without needing to go through a psychedelic experience.

To microdose, blend your batch of dried Monster Penis Envy mushrooms into a fine powder and mix it up really well. Start out with 0.1g of the powder each day you microdose.

Remember, you shouldn’t feel anything except for a sense of well-being. You can always try adding a little more if you’d like, but don’t go too overboard.

Enjoy the Trip

No matter what dose of Monster Penis Envy you’ll take, you’re sure to have the time of your life. Just remember to take it easy and be in a safe place for maximum enjoyment.


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Reviews (7)

  • Logan Rigby (verified owner)

    These are INSANE!! 3 grams felt like a fuckin 5 gram trip… shit was LITERALLY takin the breath out of me, the visuals are so strong I was coming back in fourth between wanting to throw up. These are a ROLLER COASTER BOYS

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  • Farren Spence (verified owner)

    Absolutely amazing felt a lot of euphoria and was super relaxing.

  • Connie E (verified owner)

    Extremely visual and just an overall sense of eurphoria! Less is more with these hard hitting shrooms! Love the ride!

  • Félix Joyal (verified owner)

    Bought MPE thinking it would be the strongest I could find and It’s strong enough to come with a warning !
    Did 2.0g and it was almost too much for me to enjoy my time.
    Visuals are way better than blue meanie, golden teacher and even golden mammoth.
    I will buy this again once available !!

  • JOSE DE JESUS ARIAS (verified owner)

    An excellent mystical trip inside my brain, I could travel vividly inside my memories. Very spiritual and introspection experience!!!

  • Benny81 (verified owner)

    Got my order today and holly shit that a massive mushroom. Blowing away with the size and to be over weight even better. They are the real deal here. Best packaging too. Order from them you won’t be disappointed.

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