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History of Penis Envy Uncut Magic Mushrooms

Unlike many other strains, we actually have the entire story behind Penis Envy Uncut magic mushrooms. To begin our story, we need to go back to at least the mid-2000s.

A magic mycologist by the name of Workman is creating a new strain. He’s taking the PF Albino strain and Penis Envy strain and trying to make an Albino Penis Envy strain.

During this time, he stumbles upon an exciting isolate. The isolate produces mushrooms that have albino genetics but don’t produce albino mushrooms.

He also notices that the strain produces mushrooms that look like a different kind of Penis Envy. After culturing this isolate, Workman knows that he’s onto something big.

He names the strain Penis Envy Uncut and begins sending spores to other mycologists. Anyone who got their hands on this strain is completely blown away—and the rest is history.

The Appearance of Penis Envy Uncut Magic Mushrooms

The look of Penis Envy magic mushrooms is unmistakable. Much like their namesake, they look incredibly phallic.

However, Penis Envy Uncut is actually smaller than the parent PE strain. On top of that, it’s called uncut because of the way the cap stays closed.

That makes it look like an uncircumcised or uncut penis. Names aside, Penis Envy Uncut magic mushrooms have some distinct colors.

Sometimes, the cap can turn a greenish color—likely due to the high amount of psilocybin. Furthermore, there are often blue spots on Penis Envy Uncut magic mushrooms.

These blue spots are known as bruises, and they occur when psilocybin interacts with the air. That means that bruises appear after harvest, during storage, and after transportation.

If you find bruises on your Penis Envy Uncut magic mushrooms, then no worries. The bruises are totally natural and don’t affect potency or safety.

Penis Envy Uncut Magic Mushroom Effects

Much like its parent strain, Penis Envy Uncut has insane potency. Fractals, colors, and patterns will appear whether your eyes are open or closed.

On top of that, your mind will feel fresh, clear, and completely open. It’s as if a window unfolds in your head to let your mind have a breath of fresh air.

Taking Penis Envy Uncut Magic Mushrooms Recreationally

Taking Penis Envy Uncut recreationally must be done so carefully. The intense visuals and high potency can catch some users off guard.

As long as you dose to a reasonable level, you’ll be in for an incredible ride. Even at low doses, Penis Envy Uncut provides impressive visuals.

If you’re with friends, you’ll find it difficult to stop laughing for hours on end. If you prefer to be alone, your mental creativity will skyrocket.

On top of all that, you’ll feel a deep sense of connection with everyone and everything around you.

Remember, to have the best recreational experience, you need to plan a little bit. Bring enough food, water, music, and good vibes if you’re going to be out.

A psilocybin trip can last up to six hours, so make sure you have enough supplies. Most importantly, never drive or do anything remotely dangerous after taking magic mushrooms.

Taking Penis Envy Uncut Magic Mushrooms Spiritually

Having a spiritual or mystical experience from magic mushrooms can be life-changing. Some people do it to lose their ego, gain insight into their lives, or heal mentally.

Whatever the reason, having a spiritual experience on magic mushrooms is incredible. One of the best ways to have one is by using Penis Envy Uncut magic mushrooms.

There’s a deep spirituality embedded in these fantastic fungi. To reach it, you’ll need to make a few preparations.

Remember, you can’t just take a dose of Penis Envy Uncut and expect your life to change. You need to be in a receptive state, so you can listen to everything the shrooms have to say.

The preparation comes down to a concept called set and setting. It means both your mindset and physical environment must be in the best condition.

The setting should be comfortable, familiar, and with a bit of music. People are also part of the setting, and you want to be as alone as possible.

It’s a good idea to have at least one person watch over you, but no more than that.

A mindset is harder to change and prepare, but there are a few things you can do. Take a few days off from work and take care of all your responsibilities.

That should give you the headspace to go into a spiritual magic mushroom journey with ease.

How to Dose Penis Envy Uncut Magic Mushrooms

Dosing Penis Envy Uncut shrooms should be done so carefully. Knowing the proper dose is crucial to having the best possible experience.

The thing is, Penis Envy Uncut is so potent that experienced psychonauts will need to dial it down. Beginners will also need to be cautious and start low.

If you’ve never dosed with psilocybin mushrooms before, then here’s a general guide:

  • .25 grams (g) for a threshold dose (should feel something)
  • .25-1g for a light dose (recreational dose)
  • 1-2.5g for a medium dose (recreational dose)
  • 2.5-5g for a strong dose (recreational to spiritual dose)
  • 5g+ for a heavy dose (spiritual dose)

Keep in mind that this chart is for the average Psilocybe cubensis strain. Penis Envy Uncut is anything but average.

We recommend that beginners start with only one gram and go up from there. Experienced trippers will likely want to cut their usual dose by half, just in case.

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  • VitaminB (verified owner)

    I thought I knew what visuals are like on shrooms, until I tried this strain. It completely blew me away. I’d say what I’ve experienced before was just 10% of what I experience with these. Patterns everywhere, everything becomes vibrant, everything moves, and if you’re out in nature at dawn looking out into a lake, you will feel like you’re looking at the most beautiful oil painting.

    Mentally they make me feel euphoric, happy, my anxiety disappears, and I’m just in good mood with lots of laughter and creativity. You have to be prepared for them sending you on a bad trip though, as one time I thought I was gonna go insane, another time I was convinced I will surely die now. But the third time when I felt the same bad trip is coming, I was able to fight it off and divert my mind into good times again. You learn to control it eventually. I took 4g when I thought I was going to die. I’d probably stick to no more than 3g. I never experienced this with any other strains. These are definitely more potent than your typical strain, as well as some other PE variants that I’ve tried, which are mellow in comparison.

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